Forest Ghouls – a hoax, or a new IRS scare tactic to force the middle class to pay up their debts?

While this photo may seem photoshopped, it really isn’t. It was taken by an American deer hunter, whose name shall not be revealed for legal reasons. He was just doing his job, like any good citizen of the United States would, when he was assaulted by this “ghoul”, interrupting him.

While this may not seem significant, there was another encounter with the “Forest Ghoul” in Catalonia, Spain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsT6Ld-IOZk

What do the two encounters have in common? Nothing, except the poor passerby’s shitting their pants.

Our sources reveal that in the past, the IRS has used scare tactics to force the middle class to pay up their debts (because lower class doesn’t have money, and higher class has legal powers to sue the IRS.)

This excerpt is taken from a booklet titled, “Losing your Illusions” by Gordon Phillips.

The IRS depends not only upon its highly publicized actions but upon its perceived power in order to instill fear into honest Americans and, according to the agency itself, to: “Maintain a sense of presence.”

“Fear is the key element for the IRS in achieving its mission. Without fear, the IRS would have a difficult time maintaining our so-called system of voluntary compliance…”– Sam Presti

In 1953, Mr. Dwight Avis, head of the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax Division on the Bureau of Inter-nal Revenue Service stated to a subcommittee of the Commit-tee on Ways and Means in the House of Representatives, “Let me point this out now: Your in-come tax is 100 percent voluntary tax, and your liquor tax is 100 percent enforced tax..”

In 1971, the following quote was found in the IRS instruction booklet for the 1040: “Each year American Taxpayers voluntarily file their tax returns and make a special effort to pay the taxes they owe.”

March 29, 1974, IRS Commissioner Donald C. Alexander published the following state-ment in the Federal Register: “ The mission of the Service is to encourage and achieve the highest possible degree of voluntary compliance with the tax laws and regulations…”

Only one year later, his successor authorized this statement to be put in the Internal Revenue Manual, “Our tax system is based on voluntary compliance.”

In 1971, the following quote was found in the IRS instruction booklet for the 1040: “Each year American Taxpayers voluntarily file their tax returns and make a special effort to pay the taxes they owe.”

Voluntary Compliance simply means that the taxpayer is responsible for filing an income tax return if the law re-quires a return.

“We encourage voluntary com-pliance by scaring the hell out of you!” Roger Olsen Asst. Attorney General, 1987

“. . . when it comes to the workings of our tax system, I have just about seen it all, and that experience has led me to the conclusion that we should repeal the Internal Revenue Code and start over. Eight decades. . . have produced an impenetrable maze. I favor replacing the sys-tem.”

— Shirley D. Peterson, Attorney,

former IRS Commissioner

“… the key question is: can we define ‘income’ in a fair and reasonably straightforward manner? Unfortunately we have not yet succeeded in doing so. We should repeal the Internal Revenue Code and start over.”

— Former IRS Commissioner

Shirley Peterson, April 1993

“Eight decades of amendments… to [the] code have produced a virtually impenetrable maze… The rules are unintelligible to most citizens… The rules are equally mysterious to many government employees who are charged with administering and enforcing the law”.

Former IRS Commissioner

Shirley Peterson,

April 14, 1993

“Today the income tax is in trouble, because its exaction’s are forcing the middle class into poverty, and IRS abuses are routine.”

— Paul Craig Roberts, former

Asst. Secretary – U.S. Treas-ury

“The (tax) system is so sick that we must put it to sleep and start over.”– Richard Davis, former As-sistant IRS Branch Chief

“I believe that a better way to raise revenue not only can be found but must be found be-cause I am convinced that the present system is leading us right back to the very tyranny from which those, who estab-lished this land of freedom, risked their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to for-ever free themselves…” “I don’t like the income tax. Every time we talk about these taxes we get around to the idea of ‘from each according to his capacity and to each according to his needs’. That’s socialism. It’s written into the Communist Manifesto. Maybe we ought to see that every person who gets a tax return receives a copy of the Communist Manifesto with it so he can see what’s happening to him”.

Former IRS Commissioner

T. Coleman Andrews,

May 25, 1956 in US. News & World Report

Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.

–Harry S. Truman

With the evidence exposing the IRS’s fear tactics, is it so far fetched to assume that they would deploy “Forest Ghouls” to menace the people that “owe” them debts?

While the encounter in America took place in the homeland of the IRS, the encounter in the youtube video happened in Spain. But is anything in the world able to stop the IRS from collecting their debts, even the debtor illegally escaping to the EU?

The Northern Offensive Team

The Illegitimate President of USA

So Barack Hussein Osama Obama has been re-elected as President of the United States once again. And why should I (Dreamshard) care as Romanian citizen? Why should my co-blogger William Fire care as a British citizen? Well, America, it’s because we love you and we care for the truth.

But this article will not be about Hussein Obama’s disastrous policies, it’s a moot point and Romney’s policies aren’t any better anyway. This is not about which candidate is better than the other, it’s about which candidate was a legitimate candidate and which was not.

You see ladies and gentlemen, to qualify for world’s most powerful position, the American presidency, you must be a natural-born citizen of America, not merely a citizen, but a natural-born citizen. That means you must acquire American citizenship by birth, that is by being born on America soil, and by two parents who are American citizens.

Well, we at the Northern Offensive recently found out three evidences which clearly demonstrate that Obama cannot possibly be a natural-born citizen of America and therefore, his presidency is illegitimate and new elections must be organized ASAP!

Exhibit A: Hussein Obama’s own literary agent slipped up in 1991 and exposed him as having been born in Kenya.

[Born in Kenya Image - Breitbart.com]

Yes! That’s right, “BORN IN KENYA”, it says right there in the bio, that is NOT on American soil. It even explicitly says “BORN IN KENYA, and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii”, not “born” in Hawaii, RAISED. Do you people not understand the words “raised” and “born”? Are you mentally deficient princesses?

Checkmate, anti-birthers!

Exhibit B: His dad (Barack Hussein Obama Sr.) is not an American citizen. This is an indisputable fact.

Exhibit C: Obama’s grandmother once testified that Obama was born in Kenya.

And I know I’m right, but I also know my detractors will not touch these three evidences and will insist one of these things:

1. That I’m a racist, which is a blatant lie. If Traian Basescu (a Romanian white person and also not a natural-born citizen of America, in fact not a citizen of America at all) was trying to run for president in America I would criticize him as well and tell Americans the truth.

2. That I like Romney, sorry I don’t.

3. That I’m a tea party, far right-wing conservative, well how can that be true when my political orientation is anarcho-far north?

More evidence that my opinions will be marginalized is that as I am writing this blog post there has been an increase in my surveillance. (Don’t think I cannot see those suitmen through my window on the other rooftop, watching me. Call them off, this is my free speech.) But remember, if you kill me or intimidate me, it will only prove that I am right and you are wrong. Also, as I was about to publish this, my computer froze. Coincidence or conspiracy?

In conclusion, sorry America, you’ve been conned into a lie. The only way to solve it is to set in motion legal procedures for impeachment of “President” Barack Hussein Obama and immediately organize new elections. Also all officials who gave the “green light” for this must be immediately investigated for fraud and possibly treason.

“But the Republicans are bad!” No buts, Obama is not the only Democrat in the world, follow your own laws. Candidates must be natural-born citizens. I’m just telling you truth, it’s up to you if you want to listen or be blind and deaf to the truth.

-Dreamshard

Reptilians: Number one reason for rape?

While the popular consensus is that reptilians are aliens,  it may prove to be far from the truth. Vusamazulu Credo Mutwa, a man from South Africa, claims that he has quite literally “seen and smelled” the reptilians.

Credo Mutwa claims that the reptilians, like us, are Earth-born, rather than being of extraterrestrial origin. As Credo Mutwa said, it makes them even more dangerous as they know the weaknesses of our minds, and the strengths of it.

Indeed, the reptilians harvest our emotions. Wars, chaos, havoc, all those cause a great deal of negative emotions to be released. While this might have grim implications (Reptilians caused all wars including World War 1 and World War 2, Stalin was probably a reptilian himself or manipulated by them), the true danger lies in the emotions released by rape.

Vusamazulu Credo Mutwa claims that if a man is walking with his girlfriend or wife and sees a reptilian, he should make love to his partner to avoid invoking the wrath of the reptilian. Reptilians need our emotions (hmmm, possible link with the Sha of World of Warcraft? We must investigate!), they don’t need us dead.

However, what if the man sees a reptilian while he is NOT out with his wife or girlfriend? Well my friend, the answer is: rape happens. The man gets so scared by the presence of the reptilian that he seeks out the nearest representative of the opposite sex and rapes her. (Though if he is gay, he probably rapes a man). Firstly, this causes positive emotions in the rapist and extreme negative emotions in the victim. Exactly was the reptilians need.

Perhaps when investigating rape cases, we should take in consideration the possibility of reptilians, as to not hand out unfair “justice”. The man perhaps saved not only his life, but the woman’s (or man’s) as well. (For example killing sometimes is done in self-defense, there is currently no legal basis for self-defensive non-consentual sexual activity. None whatsoever.)

The Northern Offensive Team

Hello, world indeed!

Greetings traveler and welcome to the Northern Offensive, a blog of social and political commentaries on issues both IRL (in real life) and WoW (World of Warcraft), all from a far north perspective, but fair and balanced.

This blog is owned by us, that is Dreamshard and William Fire (or Wilfire short), so all articles will be written either by one of us and sometimes maybe both.

I am Dreamshard, a Romanian computer science graduate, professional conspiracy theorist, epic World of Warcraft player and professional jobless troll of the Internets. My British friend Wilfire is also an epic World of Warcraft player and professional jobless troll of the Internets, but at least he has a guild so that’s a plus I guess. He is also an aspiring metal star.

A quick history, I found Wilfire a few years ago while hunting down a pug (that’s pick-up-group for the MMO noobs) ninja on some crappy server called Al’Akir. We quickly discovered that we had a similar worldview so we teamed up to fight and expose the system (all systems). Well, not to bore you with all the details, I’m sure Wilfire can fill it in in his next article.

So to make a long story short, we finally decided to create our own blog. Evil world beware and prepare to be crit by the wall of truth soon™: The Northern Offensive!

We have also recently written a book War’s Edge as part of the National Novel Writing Month, it’s about 50k words long and will be posted soon™ for people to read and comment on.

A warning to the sensitive sissies of political correctness: We are not, repeat NOT politically correct, we will not censor ourselves so as not to harm the feelings of minorities and kitchen bitches. We will say what we think and how we think it, so if you disagree, then just don’t read the blog.

Well that’s it for now, enjoy your stay, feel free to comment.

-Dreamshard